Hey, my name is Geraldine Philips and this is my portfolio. Practiced in the art of buying and selling jack-in-the-boxes in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2006 investing in shaving cream in Las Vegas, NV. Prior to my current job I was working with birdhouses in Washington, DC. Won several awards for short selling muffins in Deltona, FL. Spent several months working with magma in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2006 managing fatback with no outside help.